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Not a Perfume
Unisex eau de parfum spray fragrance
Budget · bottom third of fragrances
Quick take
In short: what each side says
AI panel · Buyers — each opened up in full further down ↓
Claude ranks this product at #25.0 on average
Owners love its clean, subtle, skin-like quality and value, but weak longevity divides those seeking all-day wear from those who prefer a light fragrance.
The juries split — Divided. Check both sides before you commit.
Main competitors
Top rivals in Fragrances.
The verdict
What the panel makes of it.
Not a Perfume ranks #12 for niche fragrances and earns 4.2 out of 5 stars from over 8,000 buyers who prize its clean, subtle skin-like scent and accessible price, though its weak longevity makes it better suited to those wanting a light fragrance than all-day wear.
Act one
What the machines think.
Several AI models read the category and place this product — model by model, list by list, over time.
Model by model?
How each AI sees it.
Claude ranks this product at #25.0 on average Averaging across the AI panel, Not a Perfume sits around #25.0 this snapshot.
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Rank trajectory?
Weeks of movement.
Act two · ★ new
What the people say.
The same product, judged by the owners who bought and filmed it — what they praise, what they knock, who it's for.
Feature by feature
What critics and buyers say, by feature.
“how intimately it projects and how it blends with natural body chemistry, ensuring low sillage and a gentle projection”— WhatScent
“A minimalist collection of perfume bottles, some clear and some with subtle amber hues, arranged to evoke a clean and modern”— WhatScent
“Among its collection, Not a Perfume stands out as the most suitable for evening wear.”— AliExpress
From 6 published reviews + buyer ratings · last 18 months?
What buyers say?
What Google knows about it.
Beyond the video critics, Google pools 8,384 buyer ratings of the Not a Perfume from across retailers — a far wider, if blunter, jury. Here’s the shape of that opinion.
8,384 ratings · 7 written
across 3 retailers
What owners single out
Buyers' weakest aspect—short staying power—directly echoes the video reviewers' knock on longevity.
In their words
“Juliette Has a Gun Not a Perfume is unlike anything I have ever worn. The first time I tried it, I was surprised by how clean and minimal it felt. It does not come across as a typical fragrance with layers of notes fighting for attention. Instead, it feels like an extension of your own skin, soft and subtle yet incredibly captivating.”
Matte B · verified purchase · influenster.com
“I agree with many of the reviews, this perfume doesn’t have a ton of staying power. But honestly, it still checks all the boxes for what I’m looking for. I’m an active mom, often heading to places like the library with my kids, and I don’t want to be the person with an overpowering cloud of fragrance around them. This scent is light, subtle, and clean, and makes me feel put together without being ”
brittany853 · verified purchase · sephora.com
as of June 25 · 8384 buyer ratings?
Frequent rivals?
What it competes against.
- Angels' ShareKilian ParisKilian Paris leads 2–0 · 2 sharedRead
- Tobacco VanilleTom FordTom Ford leads 2–0 · 2 shared$285–$445Read
- Colonia EssenzaAcqua di ParmaJuliette Has a Gun leads 1–0 · 1 sharedRead
- Encens Suave Eau de ParfumMatière PremièreEven 1–1 · 2 sharedRead
- Fire At WillJovoyEven 1–1 · 2 sharedRead
- Blanche BêteLiquides ImaginairesEven 1–1 · 2 sharedRead
- AlthairParfums de MarlyParfums de Marly leads 2–0 · 2 sharedRead
The recap
Where it stands today.
- PositionBest rank #21 across 2 intents tracked (climbed 2 this week).
- FootprintStrongest in Best Vanilla Perfumes (#21). Weakest in Best niche fragrances (#29).
- TraitsMost often described as “clean” (2 mentions).
- Closest rivalAngels' Share (0–2 across 2 shared intents).
- MakerBy Juliette Has a Gun — see how it ranks across other intents on its brand profile.
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