What real people say in fifteen seconds — a candid read distilled from short-form video clips (TikTok and YouTube Shorts) about a product, leaning toward the freshest coverage; each read states the window it actually spans. Where a product is thinly covered on those platforms, we top the read up with Instagram reels, reading the reel's own caption — where creators reliably write the review that the audio, set to music, often doesn't carry. Clips with a disclosed sponsorship ("#ad", "paid partnership", a brand's own account) are excluded from the read entirely — nothing on the page is shown or computed from them. It sits next to the considered video reviewers as a different voice: raw, high-volume, unpaid, where the recurring gripe or delight is the signal, not any one clip. We group the repeated themes, mark each as praise, a gripe, or genuinely split, and compute the net lean straight from those counts; a read built on only a few clips says so ("early read"). Themes that concern a concrete feature also appear as the Street column in the by-feature table. From the same clips we derive — arithmetically, from the real view counts — the reach test (a theme's share of all views, not just its clip count), the rival products the clips name, and the spoken usage contexts. The one quote we show is verbatim from a real clip, and the clips the read was built from are shown beneath it. When the crowd contradicts the pros or the star rating, we say so. A product with no usable short-form material simply shows no block.